World Cup

I can only imagine what a party it must be back in South Africa. However, when talking to people overseas, inevitable the subject of violence and security comes up. Having watched the France, Uruguay game, I can now understand their concerns. If you attend this world cup, you probably won't get mugged, but you will return deaf.

So, forget the journalists and their quest for sensationalism. Your biggest danger is that monotonous goddam vuvuzela. Ja, you were all so excited about this wonderful African horn... what do you think about it now after the first two games? You going to make it through the month?